BIRDEMIC! The Quiz!

As promised, here it is. Eyes on your own paper and no talking. Good luck and Godspeed.

Question 1:

Rod calls Natalie for the first time. When he asks her how her day is going, she replies...

NATALIE

I closed a big job offer today with Victoria's Secret.

Rod says...

a. Wow, congratulations! I think you'll look great in those lingerie.

b. Awesome! Maybe you can model something for me!

c. That's great! You must be royally jazzed!

d. Get the fuck out! That's awesome! I love Victoria's Secret, especially the way their panties feel on a man's body.

e. None of the above.

Question 2:

After the birds attack, Rod walks to the motel window.

ROD

I think they're gone.

NATALIE

Do you know why they stopped?

Rod answers...

a. Stopped?! Hell, I don't know why they started!
b. For Christsakes Natalie, I'm a software salesman - not the fuckin' Bird Whisperer!
c. Haven't a clue. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
d. I don't know. Maybe they got tired.


Question 3:

Rod closes a deal over the phone. He celebrates with a spirited 'Whoo-Hoo!" After, his co worker approaches and asks "What's with all the noise?"

Rod answers

a.  Closed the big deal! (How much was the sale?) Ten thousand dollars!

b.  Caught the big fish! (How much was the sale?) One million dollars!

c.  Suckered another one! (How much was the sale?) Eighteen million dollars!

d.  Suck it, Bitches! I just made thirty two kabillion dollars during a very wooden and unrealistic customer sales call via this swank-ass headset!! So why don't you go back to your cubical before I shove my Swingline up your butt! Boom!

Question 4:

After taking a quick nap, Ramsey wakes up and asks Rod, "Where's Becky?"

Rod answers...

a. She had to pee.

b. I think she caught a touch of the avian flu.

c. I think she just walked off the shoot.

d. She's taking a shit.

Question 5:

After fleeing from a platoon of dive bombing exploding eagles and vultures, what is the first thing our heroes decide to do after they realize that the birds are killing machines?

a. Take cover indoors in a closed space.

b. Drive to Oklahoma and hole up in someone's basement twister shelter.

c. Have a fucking picnic.

d. All dress up in bird costumes and try and blend in.

BONUS:

What relivence does this guy have to the story?

a. He explains the reason the birds are attacking.

b. He's Natalie's agent, Rosco.

c. He's the guy who advises Rod that if he wants to have relations with Natalie, he needs to close the deal in a motel room rather than his beautiful and spacious two story house.

d. He's selling subscriptions to Grit.

e. He wandered into frame and director James Nguyen thought he added value and realism to the scene.

f. Absolutely nothing.

g. He's returning Rod's copy of Anal Attraction.

h. He's inviting Rod to a slumber party...Happiness style.

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